August 27, 2008 on 7:16 pm | In Uncategorized | No Comments
Justin here! Now that Big Shots are back in the magazine, I’m going to be posting a new “new” Big Shot photo every week and running down some of the rejected (but still funny) captions our writers cooked up for them. Here’s this week’s:

Kling and Klang (Krofft Superstars, Living Toys), The Mariner (Waterworld, Kenner)
KLANG: Well, his sign says ‘STOP,’ so I guess we have to stop.
COSTNER: Yeah, that’s right. Now sit tight while I go get my ‘MATE’ sign.
KLING: “Collaborate…”
KLANG: “…and listen!”
KLING: I say we curb him.
KLANG: Sounds good to me.
COSTNER: Uh, “stop”…please.
COSTNER: I’m…researching. Researching a film role.
KLING: Sure thing, Mr. Costner.
KLANG: See you here tomorrow, then?