September 3, 2008 on 3:03 pm | In Big Shots | 1 Comment
Justin here! Now that Big Shots are back in the magazine, I’m going to be posting a new “new” Big Shot photo every week and running down some of the rejected (but still funny) captions our writers cooked up for them. Come back next week, when we’ll post the first rejected Big Shot from our new issue, #135! Here’s this week’s, which our sharp-eyed readers at the Wizard Universe Message Board noticed actually features rare, unreleased Iron Man prototype figures that we happen to have laying around our toy library. To which I say, sorry for teasing you, Iron Man fans, but they’re funny colors!:
Radiation Suit Iron Man and Magnetic Suit Iron Man (Iron Man {unreleased}, Toy Biz, Iron Man (Iron Man movie, Hasbro)
RADIATION SUIT IRON MAN: To the mall.
MOVIE IRON MAN: NOT DRESSED LIKE THAT, YOU’RE NOT!
MAGNETIC SUIT IRON MAN: But Da-aaad!
RADIATION SUIT IRON MAN: Hey Dad, where did we come from?
MAGNETIC SUIT IRON MAN: Yeah! Where?
MOVIE IRON MAN: Kids, sometimes when a man and a suit of armor love each other very much…
Robotic voice from suit: WHO’S READY FOR A BACK RUB?!?
MOVIE IRON MAN: And that’s how I met your mother.
RADIATION SUIT IRON MAN: Sh…she was a kegerator?
MAGNETIC SUIT IRON MAN: It all makes sense…
MOVIE IRON MAN: Y’know, fellasssh, what sheemed like a great idea when I called the essshhcort shervish is now jussht kinda creepin’ me out.
MAGNETIC SUIT IRON MAN: Look, a deal’s a deal. Now are you gonna open your intake valves yourself or do you want us to do it for you?
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