September 24, 2008 on 3:29 pm | In Big Shots | 1 Comment
Justin here! Now that Big Shots are back in the magazine, I’m going to be posting a new “new” Big Shot photo every week and running down some of the rejected (but still funny) captions our writers cooked up for them. This week we’ve got another Big Shot from the very second issue featuring our new Big Shots, issue # 135, on sale now in comic shops AND on newsstands!
Shriek (Skeleton Warriors, Playmates Toys) and Necro Cop (Spawn, McFarlane Toys)
NECRO COP: Disco ain’t dead!
SHRIEK: Well, technically…
NECRO COP: So, what’s it like to be dead, sweet thing?
SHRIEK: Wait a sec and my foot will ask your crotch.
SHRIEK: Nope, she’s still not looking.
NECRO COP: She (pant)…better! My joint is jumping as hard as it can!
NECRO COP: (music notes) Stayin’ aliiiiiiiive! (music notes)
SHRIEK: Honey, this club has been closed for thirty years. The music’s all in your head.
NECRO COP #2: SO WHAT IF IT IS!
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